Jesus died so we wouldn't watch porn and flap.

What else would you expect him to do. He died a virgin. Had a hot sexy woman with his mom's name poor oil over his feet. When Mary Magdalene was a sex goddess of the Temple of Sofia or was it Isis? He was about to sacrifice him self to him self (just like Odin did- before his wackemong) and get whipped to hell, carry a f'en heavy cross, get nailed to it, cry out why you abandon me daddy, spend three days and nights  in hell, rise to heaven and sit to the right side of him self. All this so we don't masturbate and look at porn. F off. I'd do the same.

#Coz this got me thinking.

if a land lord over charges 
for rent 
and kicks out a Tenant

not a sin

prosperity gospel 

true sin is 
apparently the only sins
are masturbation 
an loving prgressive valu
you know gay sex and fornication.

and voting in progressive polititcans

oh hell le lulia 



give ME Jebus
give bog 
give the holy sprite dressed as 
a gay dog

bubba goo goo whaaafartttt ?
give me bog
Give me the holly spirit dressed in drag
   
COZ I'M GOING TO HEAVEN
 AN U
UNBELIEVERS
ARE GOING TO HELL

Comrade Hitler is behind the evil 5G HAARP Chemtrails

5G

From a deep state secret bunker in Antarctica. Cryo comrade socialist nazi Hitler and his devilish side kick KKK Obama and Joe Biden devised this cunning plan useing HAARP transmitters to spread 5G network chem trails.  Causing corona virus, cancer, mind control and unfortunate spontaneous bottom burps. 

This was amazing technology. Even when 5G towers were not even put up. Corona virus occurred. As did dead birds and bees falling out of the sky. Especially if a hippie told his friends. The same whining occurred with 2G to 3G, 3G to 4G as is with 4G to 5G but this time Cro Hitler got it write. This amazing fact was coupled with 5G  not being on the minds of the authorities concerned. It hadn't been planed yet. How awesome is that? Even the Reptilian Queen of England approved and was impressed. 

Mean will the cats reported the situation back to their Grey Alien overlords, via their humans amethyst crystals, about what was happening. " Meow" The grey aliens scratched their heads at this information. They had yet to work out what meow meant. The cats just gave them a weird look and got back to licking their butt holes. One alien thought may be using budgies and parrots may have worked out better. 

     

                                                                           

But don't be frightened. Super Trump is to the rescue. Hitlers and Obama's Nazi Socialist 5G HAARP Chem trail plans will be thwarted. Yet. With the mighty help of Q Anon, the White Helmets and the true Saints and Trumps CovFeFe oxygen purifying magnets.

 I don't understand how any one can think an electronic signal can have impurities that can deplete oxygen. Further more covfefe started as a misspelling of the word "coverage" made in a viral tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump, which subsequently became an Internet meme. (Wickiepedia) Shortly after midnight (EDT) on May 31, 2017. Plus there is no magnet known as CovFeFe. I think a lot of conspiracy theories were started as someone taking the piss. This was how Pizza Gate conspiracy started but it got taken over by QAnon and was given life on 4Chan.

It is true because you read it on the internet.

Note: This is a satirical piece concerning 5G conspiracy theories (misinformation) doing the rounds on the internet, etc. Linked into the Haarp, chem trail, Reptilian, Grey alien plus the classic Nazi flying saucer and antarctic base conspiracy nutteries. The reference to Hitler being a socialist is a piss take on right wing mainstream media's attempt to rewrite history and blame the second world war and it's atrocities on the progressive left.

The Elephant in the Room. Regional Australia Voting Bias

THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

Portugal is now 100% renewable. So is Costa Rica. Spain, Germany and a number of other countries are close behind. Mean will in Australia, one of the front line climate change disaster countries, keeps voting in back to back fuckwit right wing federal conservative governments. Why? Is there something fundamentally wrong with Australians.

Actually no. Our media, especially in regional Australia, is dominated by a right wing biased climate change denying press. Secondly in the last two federal elections, Labor won the popular vote. It lost the actual vote because regional Australia has an inbuilt gerrymandered bias that gives a regional voter more of the vote than city based Australians. IT IS TIME TO END THIS BIAS.

Corrupt Corporate Dominated Media Convince too Many to Vote Against Their Interests

Much of modern western media should be deeply ashamed of themselves. Pure corporate shills and lying right-wing propagandists. I blame them for the success of the far-right and climate denialists both in mainstream parties and on the fringes. They are the main reason we have such a deep disparity in wealth and done so little concerning climate change. I hope those responsible will ultimately be brought to justice but I won't hold my breath,

Sadly too many voters suffer from confirmation bias and only seek media outlets and publications that feed that bias. How to break the hold of corporate media on the more simple and easily influenced of the majority of the general public is a real problematic question to answer. The main hope on the horizon is both the awakening youth to the very real terrors of a climatic troubled world and that conservative governments are only getting in by the skin of their teeth. Increasingly desperate they resort to gerrymandering, voter suppression and other forms of cheating. 

There are still people who believe that the sun shon out of Abbott's Bottom

From a number of recent conversations held with various people I discovered to my dismay and horror Tony Abbot still has supporters. Funny enough these same supporters. Supported Trump in America.

One of the big problems we face in Australia. Too many live in a far right thought bubble. Unpierced by reality. With a kind cognitive dissonance that only seeks out assuring information to feed the lies. Enforced by Murdoch press propaganda. 

Anyone who even bothered to take even a casual look at Abbott. Soon realised he was seriously unfit for even been a member of parliament. (Lier Lier Pants on Fire and DR No) Let alone being the actual PM. As for only tacking economy flights, oh dear. How ignorant. 

The Quite Australians Dilemma 1

The Quite Australians Dilemma 1 

Nearly five hundred homes were recently lost to bush fires in NSW Australia. Five prominent fire chiefs blamed climate change as did many scientists. Saying that man made climate change has created the conditions were fires are bigger, longer lasting and more frequent. Both the federal and state NSW Liberal Party governments tried to suppress talk about climate change and its links to a spat of fires all around Australia at the beginning of the fire season. The Liberal party has become a corporate shrill party for the fossil fuel industry. Especially for the coal industry. The propaganda machine of the Liberal party went into overdrive. Pinning the blame on the Green party and their policies. The problem with this claim is nowhere in Australia has the Green Party ever being in power in its own right. Furthermore is was both the federal and state Liberal parties that have cut funding in the millions to both the fire services and the fuel burns designed to slow down or prevent fires getting out of control and being too large. 

Unfortunately, helped by the sycophantic corporate media, many Australians believed the propaganda. Recently in response to school strikes for action on climate change and increasing public protests, most notably by extinction rebellion, Scott Morrison, Australia's prime minister, has identified a prominent group of Australians. He calls them "the Quite Australians". Another name for them is apathetic and disinterested in politics Australians. Who habitually turn a blind eye to the obvious wrongs of our conservative governments in Australia. 


Yet the big issues emerging is will the insurance industry continue to provide financial cover for houses in areas becoming more fire prone, storm prone, flood prone, etc, due to climate change. And what this means for the prices of homes and land in these areas. How much can people sell their homes? ?? Thank god for climate change deniers or those who don't follow the news (Scomos Quiet Australians ) because they will still buy in these areas.😀😀😁😄 Ain't they in for a big SURPRISE?

Scomo and Bigot Hanson it's not the greens. Blame the Banana's in Pajamas. They're innocent there for guilty. Plus there from the Commie ABC.

Liberal Party find themselves in a bind.

I sense the Liberal Party find themselves in a bind. Their main
benefactors are the coal and mining industries. Thus their doggard
refusal to address Climate Change and the pushing for new Coal fire power stations. 

They will lose this coming federal election willingly and probably put attack dog Abbott back in charge. 

Between him and Murdoch they figure they will win the next election after this coming one. I hope that most Australians will see this and put the LNP in the electoral wilderness. Furthermore they risk losing to small C conservative high profile independents. Who could set up their own party and thus the new LNP. Which most of the Libs former base will habitually vote for. 

This will be further exacerbated with extremist right wing
Christians becoming more prominent in the LNP. Watch out for conversion therapy and creationism being taught in science classes.

The rest will be split between one nation, Corries conservative party, Bob Katter's Australia Party, Parmers Party, Fraser Anning and what's left of the LNP. 

For an avide lefty this is all good news