Comrade Hitler is behind the evil 5G HAARP Chemtrails

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From a deep state secret bunker in Antarctica. Cryo comrade socialist nazi Hitler and his devilish side kick KKK Obama and Joe Biden devised this cunning plan useing HAARP transmitters to spread 5G network chem trails.  Causing corona virus, cancer, mind control and unfortunate spontaneous bottom burps. 

This was amazing technology. Even when 5G towers were not even put up. Corona virus occurred. As did dead birds and bees falling out of the sky. Especially if a hippie told his friends. The same whining occurred with 2G to 3G, 3G to 4G as is with 4G to 5G but this time Cro Hitler got it write. This amazing fact was coupled with 5G  not being on the minds of the authorities concerned. It hadn't been planed yet. How awesome is that? Even the Reptilian Queen of England approved and was impressed. 

Mean will the cats reported the situation back to their Grey Alien overlords, via their humans amethyst crystals, about what was happening. " Meow" The grey aliens scratched their heads at this information. They had yet to work out what meow meant. The cats just gave them a weird look and got back to licking their butt holes. One alien thought may be using budgies and parrots may have worked out better. 

     

                                                                           

But don't be frightened. Super Trump is to the rescue. Hitlers and Obama's Nazi Socialist 5G HAARP Chem trail plans will be thwarted. Yet. With the mighty help of Q Anon, the White Helmets and the true Saints and Trumps CovFeFe oxygen purifying magnets.

 I don't understand how any one can think an electronic signal can have impurities that can deplete oxygen. Further more covfefe started as a misspelling of the word "coverage" made in a viral tweet by U.S. President Donald Trump, which subsequently became an Internet meme. (Wickiepedia) Shortly after midnight (EDT) on May 31, 2017. Plus there is no magnet known as CovFeFe. I think a lot of conspiracy theories were started as someone taking the piss. This was how Pizza Gate conspiracy started but it got taken over by QAnon and was given life on 4Chan.

It is true because you read it on the internet.

Note: This is a satirical piece concerning 5G conspiracy theories (misinformation) doing the rounds on the internet, etc. Linked into the Haarp, chem trail, Reptilian, Grey alien plus the classic Nazi flying saucer and antarctic base conspiracy nutteries. The reference to Hitler being a socialist is a piss take on right wing mainstream media's attempt to rewrite history and blame the second world war and it's atrocities on the progressive left.