Monday, 24 October 2011

F'en Wake Up Zombie

Below is a first draft of what I hope will be a one line newspaper one day.




F’ en Wake Up Zombie

A publication dedicated to upsetting right wing wankers world over. 

For a long long time in a not so distant universe existed corporate mainstream media. Who, in conjunction with the jerk off careerist journalist brigade, chose to keep the people in the state of the permanent brain dead. Manufacturing consent for their corporate bosses agenda. They had the people by the balls. 

People willingly bought their bull shit without question. 

Willing to take on unpayable mortgages, work three jobs, with decreasing pay rates and believe in the all American Australian British oh whatever way. They bought into the good old family value package (no poofs here thank you), bad looking shirts and fucken god awful music without question. It was a right wing radio shock and climate change deinalist’s field day. Unions are portrayed as the beast. How even moderate left of center parties such as the Australian Labor Party or the Democrats are portrayed as the agents of very prince of darkness its self. 

Mean will corporations fracked to their heart’s content with the EPA of many a country unable or unwilling to object too this, funded misinformation campaigns concerning climate science, unions, the united nations and secretly supported our good friend David Ick, etc (The reptoids are after me oh no). Furthermore paying less and less taxes. Thus putting the financial burden of running the country more and more on the middle and working classes. Yet screaming with great indignity if anyone suggested they should lose their charity from government or heaven for bid reduce defense spending. As for suggestions of increasing taxes to the rich, your dead.

Mean will more and more people are falling through the social net. Leading to poverty and suffering increasing, with more crime on the rise as a consequence. With white pointer like evangelical Christians circling with their Zombie Jesus message. Ordinary people became increasingly confused. Especially about an increasing degrading environment due to climate change. Unwilling to or unable change their ways. Clutching at straws trying to stave off the inevitable. Looking into the abyss with increasing disquiet and fear. Perfect for a new Hitler to emerge. Perfect for a Michell Buckman, Rick Perry or in Australia's case Tony Abbot. (For those who don't know from over seas a former seminarian turned far right wing radio shock jock of a politician)  Unless we do something about it.

You get the picture. 
Hence this Mag. 

Enjoy or suffer depending on how willing you are to be woken up. No punches pulled here. The corrupt are outed, the right pushed back and opinions denied the light of day are presented. In a tungh  in cheek approach. Have a good read and a larph or cry.

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